Epic
2007
1. Not Going Away
2. I Don't Wanna Stop
3. Black Rain
4. Lay Your World on Me
5. The Almighty Dollar
6. 11 Silver
7. Civilize the Universe
8. Here For You
9. Countdown's Begun
10. Trap Door
Ozzy... we all know the name and what it has meant in the past for the metal music scene. We also know the parody the name has become however and I don't think many people into real metal have been expecting anything out of Ozzy for a good long time. Still, I feel obligated to review this one as the name was once so iconic.
Most of what can be found on Black Rain pretty much met my low expectations and in some cases exceeded them in a negative way. Not Going Away and The Almighty Dollar are certainly the shit lowlights of this release by the Ozzman. Not Going Away sounds something like a grunge song (perhaps Pearl Jam) with some injected guitar squeals and is a hell of a bad way to start off any metal album. The true 'what the fuck' moment comes from The Almighty Dollar though which is driven by a funk rock bass line that reminds me of Primus. Imagine just Ozzy and a funk bass line for the most part and that should have you cringing already. Other songs worthy of slagging include the two ultra-cheeseball ballads Lay Your World On Me and Here For You which should make any metalhead gag a little. Both tracks remind me of the horrible Dreamer from the last album but now there's two of them. Here For You has gotta be the most cliche thing I've heard in recent memory. Finally, the single I Don't Wanna Stop is just utterly brainless and repetitive and is probably a good choice to appeal to the braindead commercial rock masses.
Well that's half of the album right there that just plain sucks. What of the other half you ask? Well there are actually some pretty decent moments... mostly in the second half of the album. Tracks like Countdown's Begun and 11 Silver could be passable as No Rest/No More Tears sort of material while Trap Door and Civilize The Universe are a little more modern but still on the metal side of things. Also, Black Rain has a moody feel and sound that could easily slip into Ozzmosis. Overall, I don't feel anything on here is incredible though and certainly these tracks aren't enough to make up for some of the abysmal crap contained within this disc.
In conclusion, this is another mediocre release from a man far past his prime who is driven by a money making machine called Sharon Osbourne. The next album cover should really just be Ozzy on a leash that's held by Sharon with a bag of money in her other hand. Black Rain is mostly just a product of the music industry with a cold feel of stagnation to match. There are some decent songs to be found, but not enough to justify an album and there are other tracks which really just leave a bad taste in my mouth. Chalk this one up to a big label and a wife trying to squeeze a bit more cash out of a name and an image.
Highlights: Countdown's Begun, Trap Door
Rating - 1.5/5
2. I Don't Wanna Stop
3. Black Rain
4. Lay Your World on Me
5. The Almighty Dollar
6. 11 Silver
7. Civilize the Universe
8. Here For You
9. Countdown's Begun
10. Trap Door
Ozzy... we all know the name and what it has meant in the past for the metal music scene. We also know the parody the name has become however and I don't think many people into real metal have been expecting anything out of Ozzy for a good long time. Still, I feel obligated to review this one as the name was once so iconic.
Most of what can be found on Black Rain pretty much met my low expectations and in some cases exceeded them in a negative way. Not Going Away and The Almighty Dollar are certainly the shit lowlights of this release by the Ozzman. Not Going Away sounds something like a grunge song (perhaps Pearl Jam) with some injected guitar squeals and is a hell of a bad way to start off any metal album. The true 'what the fuck' moment comes from The Almighty Dollar though which is driven by a funk rock bass line that reminds me of Primus. Imagine just Ozzy and a funk bass line for the most part and that should have you cringing already. Other songs worthy of slagging include the two ultra-cheeseball ballads Lay Your World On Me and Here For You which should make any metalhead gag a little. Both tracks remind me of the horrible Dreamer from the last album but now there's two of them. Here For You has gotta be the most cliche thing I've heard in recent memory. Finally, the single I Don't Wanna Stop is just utterly brainless and repetitive and is probably a good choice to appeal to the braindead commercial rock masses.
Well that's half of the album right there that just plain sucks. What of the other half you ask? Well there are actually some pretty decent moments... mostly in the second half of the album. Tracks like Countdown's Begun and 11 Silver could be passable as No Rest/No More Tears sort of material while Trap Door and Civilize The Universe are a little more modern but still on the metal side of things. Also, Black Rain has a moody feel and sound that could easily slip into Ozzmosis. Overall, I don't feel anything on here is incredible though and certainly these tracks aren't enough to make up for some of the abysmal crap contained within this disc.
In conclusion, this is another mediocre release from a man far past his prime who is driven by a money making machine called Sharon Osbourne. The next album cover should really just be Ozzy on a leash that's held by Sharon with a bag of money in her other hand. Black Rain is mostly just a product of the music industry with a cold feel of stagnation to match. There are some decent songs to be found, but not enough to justify an album and there are other tracks which really just leave a bad taste in my mouth. Chalk this one up to a big label and a wife trying to squeeze a bit more cash out of a name and an image.
Highlights: Countdown's Begun, Trap Door
Rating - 1.5/5
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